Blogger's Note: A blog post by Char Siew the Shar Pei
Why am I trapped in Daddy's bedroom?
I don't like it here. It's so boring.
Nothing to do but sleep.
Is there anything I can do to get out of here?
I can see Midori out there.
Do you see her tail?
And the food on the table. I want some of that.
I'll try to jump.